Sure, Chicago spent millions of dollars on its Olympic bid, and people all over America are upset, and the fact that this was such a polarizing issue makes this a pretty tense time for Chicago residents, but on the upside, LOOK AT THIS GUY’S FACE. LOOK AT IT.
What if this were all an elaborate plan set in motion to get this guy make that face so that this photo could happen? What if some future man, with his knowledge of the past and all the variables that had to be just right for this face to happen, put years of effort into time travel and planning just so that guy could make that awesome face and we could all laugh and laugh, because holy crap look at how hilariously sad he looks! If that’s the case, time well spent, Future Guy With Too Much Time On His Hands. My hat is off to you.
